A+Game+of+Croquet

We have mallets and balls at the ready, So what if the hedgehogs are going astray, Keep the flamingo stick steady!
 * __ A Game of Croquet __**
 * It's a beautiful day for a game of croquet!

Chorus: Give it a whack! It's not coming back! Remember you're part of a team, With a smack and a loop It's soon through the hoop, Remember to lose to the Queen!

It's a marvellous day for a game of croquet, There's no need for worry or fuss, So what if the hoops don't do what you say, There's plenty of rules to discuss!

Chorus **

It's a fabulous day for a game of croquet! We've no idea which team is winning, Just follow each other without delay, Then go back to the beginning!
 * I don’t think that they play fair, **
 * There don’t seem to be any rules. **
 * It’s so loud and noisy, **
 * They’re acting like fools. **

Chorus **