Falling+Song

Do I fall slowly or is this well deep? Is that jar of marmalade one I can keep?

//What? Where? Why? How? She’s getting very puzzled, puzzled now! What? Where? Why? How? She’s getting very puzzled now! (twice)//

Shelves and cupboards and dining-room chairs? After this, I’ll think nothing of falling down stairs!

//What? Where? Why? How? She’s getting very puzzled, puzzled now! What? Where? Why? How? She’s getting very puzzled now! (twice)//

Alice: The centre of the earth, is it four thousand miles? Is it the Antipathies? Do kwalas have smiles?

//What? Where? Why? How? She’s getting very puzzled, puzzled now! What? Where? Why? How? She’s getting very puzzled now! (twice)//

Will poor Dinah miss me, or will she miss milk? Can you ever tell with cats and their ilk?

//What? Where? Why? How? She’s getting very puzzled, puzzled now! What? Where? Why? How? She’s getting very puzzled now! (twice)//

No mice in the air, could she catch a bat? Do cats eat bats or do bats eat cats?

//What? Where? Why? How? She’s getting very puzzled, puzzled now! What? Where? Why? How? She’s getting very puzzled now! (twice)//

If I keep on falling, I’ll soon find out more As I look around me…oh no there’s the FLOOR! Aaaaaaargh!

(Lands with a thump)